I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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kkk

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Bob dole

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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xavier stop

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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