Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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