- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

a horse nibbled a baby

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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