- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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