Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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