- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Lets go Yankees

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

you

I am a joke. I am funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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