John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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God

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Justin's hair

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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what happens every day? People die

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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