Bob dole

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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And more;

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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