- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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