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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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