What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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