whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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