knock knock piss off

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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