Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Do you play piano? No

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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