How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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men's rights.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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