- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did i write this? I was bored

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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