- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

try slamming a revolving door

You're tall.

yes... that's the joke

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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