Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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