- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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