A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Abortion

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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AIDS

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Butt Sex.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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child labor

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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