Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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