Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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