This is a joke setup.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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