Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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