Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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