- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Women's Rights.

baby seal walks into a club

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

An atheist walks into a church

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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