- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

politically correct!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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