If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Anti Joke

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