- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Cancer

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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