Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

knock knock ... no one was in

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

K.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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