Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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