Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

These Jokes suck.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

black guy graduating high school

womens rights

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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