- Anti Joke

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......