In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Civil Rights.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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