Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Sophie Cameron is Gay

President Donald Trump

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Womens rights.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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