your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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