Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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