- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

drake

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

no

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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