What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

raisin boogers

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Breast cancer.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Dogs in my home.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

I ponder

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

the WNBA

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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