- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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