Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Hitler

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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