- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Take this and put it- No.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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