knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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