A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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A women's opinion.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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poopoo

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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