You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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you

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Lets go Yankees

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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