Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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womens rights.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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