- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Chicken penis.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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