I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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knock knock get lost!

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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thumbs up!

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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whats 2+2? 4

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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