- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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