- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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