A young baby died.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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im watching you..

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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