A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Cancer.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Welcome to die!

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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