- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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