- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Your Mom.

How did the girl die? 25.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the dog eat poop?

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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