How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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