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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Wheelchair high jump

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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