Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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