- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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