- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Badgers are cool

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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