A young baby died.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

I just can't stand sitting down!

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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