What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Bloody kids ...

Jason Connor.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

a fish swimming in the water swims

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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