Jersey Shore

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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