- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

raping black women

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

knock knock how there me ok come in

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Do you know the muffin man? No

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!