if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

luke moore cant pull it back

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

your mum

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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