Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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<=3 penis

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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