Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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