Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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one day i went to bed

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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