the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

politically correct!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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