Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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shut up kobe!

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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